Mandy Candy

Heaven

Someday I’m going to run away to Swanage.

Pete, you’re fucking awesome.

My evil next door neighbor Cardiff told me that the prophet says you aren’t supposed to have tattoos.  Brigham Young married and fucked 15, 16 ad 17 year olds.  Gee, lets see..

Tattoos vs. FUCKING CHILDREN!!!

Next time she comes over I’m telling her the truth about Santa Claus and about the Mountain Meadow Massacre.

Does being obsessed with A&E’s  “Hoarders” make me a candidate for A&E’s  “Obsessed”?

Seems someone with the I.P. address 98.30.152.156 is trying to figure out who I am.  Trust me person who has an ISP around Bowling Green, Ohio.  It’s not worth your time.

I offered my husband a blow job for some tickets to a Rush concert.  Someone give me oral gonorrhea quick!

I have the strongest urge to crack the screen on the iPad like an egg on a frying pan.

P.S.  This is not my iPad.

Utah Mugshot Newspaper.

We may not have Gary Coleman with us anymore, but we still have Diaper Boy.