Archive for May, 2010
I’m just sick of them! They’re always in my way. Sagging, jiggling, bouncing and busting out. I want a waifish boy body!
My 5 year old’s best friend who is 4 told her that not going to church means you don’t love God. It’s such a pity that a handsome family like mine is going to burn in hell for all eternity.
I just love when bullfighters get hurt. It’s my “happy thought”.
French kiss a virgin will my Strep Throat go away?
There are other names you could give you children besides Aiden, Jayden, Kayden, Braden, Hayden, Madison, Gracie, Emma and Ava.
Please stop polluting the world with your boring crappy names. Oh, and spelling them uniquely just makes it worse.
There is a kid in my daughter’s school named Jaydenz. Dear God.
Pap Smear Day! And I couldn’t be more excited. I get to get my vagina slathered in KY, pried open, swabbed and stared at for a good 5 minutes so that I can prove to society that I’m not a walking HPV monster out to get the boys dragging main.
This is going to be the most action I’ve gotten in a while!
