Archive for April, 2010

23rd Apr 2010, by greenvelvet, filed in Blog
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Smell like white-trash.

21st Apr 2010, by greenvelvet, filed in Blog
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20th Apr 2010, by greenvelvet, filed in Blog
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That this woman is in every ad?

17th Apr 2010, by greenvelvet, filed in Blog
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that when I finally have a free minute with my husband that he be awake?  I’m lonely.

16th Apr 2010, by greenvelvet, filed in Blog
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How can you say breasts are not sexual and people shouldn’t be offended by them being whipped out in public? I’m sure the guy who knocked you up used them in sexual ways and you didn’t have a problem with it.

Are you just craving some attention to your blue veined hairy nipples?  No one but other hippy idiot women want to see them.  So squeeze them back into your nursing bra or get a blanket and stop getting offended if people stare at you.  You are in PUBLIC.  People have the right to take pictures of you, if they please.

If you ever wear a cleavage exposing shirt, or padded bra or use your breasts for any reason other than feeding your child, then you are a hypocrite and if I ever see your titties flapping around at the mall I’m going to pop out mine and motor boat you with them.

God, I HATE women!

13th Apr 2010, by greenvelvet, filed in Blog
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12th Apr 2010, by greenvelvet, filed in Blog
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I’ve been a vegetarian for 7 years and it turns out, not eating meat is the easiest part.  I had no idea how many foods and products contain animals.  It’s so disgusting and disturbing.  From the building materials in your house to toothpaste and the cookies in your pantry, animal derived ingredients are nearly impossible to avoid.

How could I have been so uneducated about what I was eating?  My vegetarianism feels like a big joke now, when before it was a huge part of who I was.

Take a look at this list. Rennet, Stearic Acid and Urea sound really tasty.  Oh, and I don’t believe God put baby cows here so they could from their moms and slaughtered for making cheese because of the enzymes in their stomachs.

Magical Jesus, back me up on this.

6th Apr 2010, by greenvelvet, filed in Blog
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Copy Cat

Did you shed a little tear when you saw mandycandy.com was taken?  Let me lick it off your face.

6th Apr 2010, by greenvelvet, filed in Blog
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6th Apr 2010, by greenvelvet, filed in Blog
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Why is there fish hidden in my Caesar Salad, bones in my gum and body parts in my Pop Tarts?  Stop feeding me animals!