Archive for March, 2010
has been blowing guys at Gold’s Gym to feed his addiction to black tar heroin.
It’s why I got married. Oh, and I got a big sparkly ring!
full dose of Xanax kind of afternoons.
Just a few hours after this picture was taken, I was using a fake palm tree as a stripper pole.
Hopefully the nice people at the rest home will wheel you outside today.
That temper tantrum you just had about some melted butter you left out on the stove ending up in the garbage can after sitting there for 20 minutes was REALLY important. You are right. I should just leave your messes out until you are completely done using them because we both know how well you clean up after yourself.
who sent their kid to school sick and then got my kid sick and then got my baby sick. He just loves his Human Metapneumovirus, Rhinovirus and ear infection. Oh, and thanks for making him go to the doctor, the ER, staying the night at the hospital and the trips to the Instacare and RSV treatment center. You’ve made the last 2 weeks a real treat.