Archive for February, 2010
They just better be growing.
Next on the History Channel: Did Nostradamus predict that skinhead Ghost Aliens would travel through time to influence Hitler?
And coming up Sunday: What would happen if a tornado, an earthquake and a hurricane all happened at the same time that a bomb exploded and a meteor hit New York?
Followed by: Dirty sex stories from the bible told by ancient Egyptians who were also influenced by Ghost Aliens and
Ghost Aliens: Were they involved in the Tet Offensive? Skinheads tell all.
Nothing a little Xanax and some Elegant Universe can’t fix.
I’m starting to wonder if he has illegitimate children spanning the globe.

