Archive for November, 2009
I hope all of you morons who were waiting out in the freezing cold for your damn In-N-Out get food poisoning and shit all of you innards out of your fat asses.
I need sex.
since my husband got it up.
Who wants to go geocaching with me? We could drive around and look for hidden treasures, talk philosophy and gaze at the stars. Oh, who am I kidding? I just need a good piece of ass. Robert, you up for it?
The Mayans used to stab babies with sharp stones under their rib cages and rip out their still beating hearts so they could burn them and offer them to the Gods for nourishment. They also would make their wieners bleed for a blood sacrifice. If you believe the world is going to end in 2012 because these assholes said so, please just kill yourselves now and rid the world of your stupidity.
Love, Mandy
knowing that breast cancer awareness month is over?
Did your dad fuck a Clydesdale or what?
1.Marriage
2.Billy Corgan
3.Feminists
4.People who breastfeed in public
5.India