Archive for September, 2009

29th Sep 2009, by greenvelvet, filed in Blog
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29th Sep 2009, by greenvelvet, filed in Blog
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20th Sep 2009, by greenvelvet, filed in Blog
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Picture to be posted soon of my newest oil painting.

18th Sep 2009, by greenvelvet, filed in Blog
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I hope that you are enjoying the poop worms that are infesting your beautiful, overcrowded, overpriced dream neighborhood. Maybe you could take some of the human waste from your man-made lake and dump it into your shitty little community garden. You know, the one you little snots used to work in before you realized you couldn’t afford your homes?

Poop Worms in Wonderland

18th Sep 2009, by greenvelvet, filed in Blog
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You sillies and your domain tools. Don’t bother. It’s all private.

17th Sep 2009, by greenvelvet, filed in Blog
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My house the greatest house on the block to take a crap in. Thanks for making my entire first floor smell like b-hole again, anonymous neighbor girl.

16th Sep 2009, by greenvelvet, filed in Blog
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A neighbor girl just took a major dook in my kid’s bathroom.

12th Sep 2009, by greenvelvet, filed in Blog
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I like to edit my posts over and over. For those of you pulling feeds, check out the site for the final product.

12th Sep 2009, by greenvelvet, filed in Blog
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Has Tila Tequila given you syphilis? Because you are out of your fucking mind. What ever happened to God being empty just like you?  This new website of yours is pure garbage.

Billy and his BFF , God.

By the way, God doesn’t have a Twitter account, so stop brown nosing. He’s too busy drowning out the cries of the starving children in Africa. Why don’t you just go back to writing forgetful, bland, extremely long rock tracks and finger banging Courtney? That’s a good Billy.

12th Sep 2009, by greenvelvet, filed in Blog
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When I watch football it feels like someone is reaming their hand right up my ass.

Utes