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		<title>Friends</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Who needs friends when you have prescriptions?]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mandycandy.com/?p=1186</link>
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		<title>I made my own scaremongering forward!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Recently, I was shopping at a local Wal-Mart and since I am a gullible middle class white woman, I suspect I was easy prey for just about anyone. A man approached me and asked if I wanted a banana and I said &#8220;Why, yes!&#8221; He asked me to reach into his pocket and grab it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Scaremongering to the extreme</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This scaremongering email was just forwarded to me by my friend.  Note the 92.5%. LOL! Team, Recently sent to me: On the way to Canton , driving on Michigan Avenue , on Thursday morning, I saw an infant car seat on the side of the road with a blanket draped over it.  I did not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I can&#8217;t believe that..</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m actually going to the gym for escapism.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mandycandy.com/?p=1171</link>
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		<title>Gag me with a fucking spoon.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;You know how you&#8217;ve been jacking off to pay per view porn and sending me your cum while you&#8217;ve been away for work and mailing it to me and I&#8217;ve been squirting it up my cooter with a turkey baster?&#8221;]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mandycandy.com/?p=1167</link>
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		<title>updated and new crappy paintings</title>
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		<title>Xanax + Flexeril + 5 Hour Energy =</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A very interesting day?]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mandycandy.com/?p=1158</link>
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		<title>Great Day</title>
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		<title>Edward or Jacob..</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Who cares?  The closest thing I have to either is hidden in my bottom drawer.  Thanks a lot for being hundreds of miles away, husband.]]></description>
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		<title>Most boring post ever.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Husband is in Cali. again.  Going to see Eclipse tonight.  Yup.]]></description>
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