5th Feb 2010, by greenvelvet, filed in Blog
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Who needs a BJ?

I’m looking at you, 1980’s Brent Spiner.

2nd Feb 2010, by greenvelvet, filed in Blog
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I’m starting to wonder if he has illegitimate children spanning the globe.

28th Jan 2010, by greenvelvet, filed in Blog
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And I just saw Dr. Laura naked. Is it just me, or does seeing girls with mega beavers make you feel like you have a pubic hair stuck in the back of your throat?

24th Jan 2010, by greenvelvet, filed in Blog
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24th Jan 2010, by greenvelvet, filed in Blog
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Looks like the American Mothers also have StatPress. Now that you’ve seen that I referred to your site, you may  return to baking banana bread, looking matronly and homeschooling. P.S. your husbands are probably porn fiends.

19th Jan 2010, by greenvelvet, filed in Blog
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Suck on this

14th Jan 2010, by greenvelvet, filed in Blog
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Could you look just a little bit more gay? Please die now.

30th Dec 2009, by greenvelvet, filed in Blog
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I can’t wait for my Xanax-Smirnoff induced strangers off of Craigslist filled fuckfest.